I complain if I don't have weekend plans, I complain if I do... there's simply no winning. With my upcoming jam-packed weekend I am utterly pained to realize that I will have no time to go see, what will undoubtedly be one of the best in the history of film, Burlesque, starring the inimitable Cher! I don't really need to know much about the film aside from the fact that she's in it; however, I believe that catchy numbers, flashy costumes and a good -trumps-evil trope is in store (not to mention Stanley Tucci!), solidifying my belief that missing this movie's opening weekend is a shame. Cher said it best, "If I could turn back time..."!